The mall has a new rule where you can’t smoke cigarettes on the premises. But cigarettes are legal so i’m not walking a mile to smoke one. i started smoking in this alley way between this taco place i always eat at and a clothing store. as soon as i spark the stoge i hear some rustling, i was lowkey thinking some paranormal activity shit is going down. but then i catch two teens fucking on a bench behind the fountain. the girl looks at me and dips. i’ve never seen a big girl run that fast. she looked like she was running across water, dipped out like a 93 camaro. dude was on the bench strugglin no shame, my dude was getting crushed by the girl on top of him. he was rolling around pants less yelling out becky. that’s when i realized the girl looked familiar it was becky from the taco place. everytime i see her now i say what’s good baby jesus, she just looks at me. the burritos don’t taste the same anymore.